Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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