he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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