I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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