in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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