And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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