"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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