Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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