i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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