Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
