I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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