I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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