3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
