Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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