If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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