remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
my nose is crying tears of wow.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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