You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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