Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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