Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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