The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think people are normalizing furries
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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