Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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