Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
