I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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