Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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