Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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