how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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