Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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