i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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