Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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