Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Quick, to the slutcave!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Never underestimate the power of titties
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
