do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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