You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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