would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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