marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You've changed since you got that strap on
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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