Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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