you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I had to cum in my sink.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
