Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
