She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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