Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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