He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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