everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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