she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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