sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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