dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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