The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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