This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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