C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
