I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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