Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
