He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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