I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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