oh god the rape fog is back!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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