S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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