Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The air was thick with penises
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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