Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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