Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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